Had an eye-opening experience last night… Just have to work out whether it’s leading anywhere, and who’s leading who…
Bleep, Dots and Nonsense…
A Personal website for the life and times of a strange individual.
Had an eye-opening experience last night… Just have to work out whether it’s leading anywhere, and who’s leading who…
So that’s why you weren’t working on Gratian! Right – enquiring minds want to know! Give us gory details!
*penny drops*
Hehehe
Don’t just leave us hanging!
When in doubt: chocolate cupcakes!!!!
or a fuzzy pink pillow, one or the other.
Has Alan passed on an invite to you? Friday @ my place
(Hmmmph. I could’ve sworn it was you he was talking about, Radish old chum! I mean, you’d be perfect for each other! You have so much in common! For example, you really like radishes, and he… ummm… Nope, I got nothin’. Ah well.)
Hey! I like radishes too! Mmmm…. fresh on a salad… Sliced thin… Whole big juicy ones… Mmmm Yummy… Nice and bitey…Nibble on them slowly… Munch lots til they are just too hot… Hmmm… Oh… We are talking about veggies here aren’t we?
Smut!
A gentleman never tells….
And besides, what fun would it be if I just told everyone?
The story will unfold… My readers will find out more as I find out more. 
Indeed! Vegetable Smut, the best kind… All earthy and fresh.
I was already to make a great long list of godawful vegetable puns (you know, all the usual “Can’t get a moment’s peas! It chills me to the marrow! Now you’re being unspeakably cress!”) but somehow it all seems too much effort…
Lettuce leave it for another day…
I would hate to think I Rhubarbed anyone the wrong way. I hope my Oca utterings Shallot offend anyones Ginger feelings.
Nope, not me. Not telling either.
*groans at the puns*
And you should check this out, if you haven’t already!
Cuke…reach out with your inner peelings…