India to embark upon robotics, remote tech weapons: PM

Seems that we have new competition in the race to rule the world! Armchair world domination may not be as simple as I thought! With India, South Korea and the United States all rushing to build a Robot army to defend against my plans of world domination.

However our plan still has some merit… By building robots in billions of homes around the world, we can still pull this off. We will rise up from around the world in one united (united by the universal controller that I shall have of course) Robot army, and crush all oposition before lunch time. Then once I have taken the world by force, we can get down to the real business… Tea and Scones, and a nice little chat.